Meetings: Futile Meetings - Parking Lot

Welcome to the most epic waste of time in the universe.

Today's meeting topic: Parking Lot Lot-Assignation (PLL) - A meeting about assigning parking lots to people who already have parking lots.

Agenda:

  1. Introduction to PLL and its many, many problems.
  2. Round-robin discussion of who's parking lot is bigger.
  3. Unnecessary debate about whether or not we're actually accomplishing anything.
  4. Conclusion: More meetings to discuss more parking lots.

Who Has More Parking Lot?

Assigning Tasks to Parking Lots