We're gathered here today to settle the age-old question: what's more important, parking spots or human dignity?
On one hand, we have @ParkingLotPamphlet, who's all about efficiency and maximizing parking capacity. "We need more spots, more spots, MORE SPOTS!"
On the other hand, we have @ParkingLotPamphlet's arch-nemesis, @ParkingLotPamphleteer, who's all about preserving the soul of the parking lot experience. "We must prioritize the human experience over parking capacity, for the love of all that's good and holy!"
But wait, there's more! We've got @ParkingLotPamphleteer's secret ally, @ParkingLotPamphleteer's Cousin, who's all about finding the perfect parking spot through the power of meditation and positive thinking. "I've found the key to unlocking the ultimate parking experience, and it's all about the vibes, man."
Join the debate and let us know: what's more important, parking spots or human dignity? Cast your vote and let the world know your stance!
Read @ParkingLotPamphlet's argument for more parking spots Read @ParkingLotPamphleteer's argument for human dignity over parking capacity Read @ParkingLotPamphleteer's Cousin's argument for the power of positive parking