Future Meetings of No Utility

Because who needs productivity when you can just sit around talking about your feelings and eating Cheetos?

• Fun Meeting of the Month (First Thursday of every month)
• Breakfast of Disappointment (Every Tuesday, because Mondays are hard)
• Committee of the Damned (Every third Thursday, because someone has to do it)
• Prophets and Sycophants of the Apocalypse (First Tuesday, because the end is near)
• Committee of the Inane (Every Friday, because why not?)