Cancelled

It's not like you're not doing anything with your future or anything...

Maybe check out some what-could-ve-been-done to feel better.

Or just go back to bed. That's probably a good idea.

We cancelled all your appointments with yourself for the next
10 years. Just thought you should know. Don't get too excited.

You're not exactly the type to get too worked up about anything anyway.

Maybe take this as a sign to start a new hobby or something.

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