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Where the skies are always 100% humidity-free

Join us in 2050 for the ultimate in utopian bliss. No more pesky weather systems to ruin your perfectly planned parade. No more pesky sunburns or sudden rain showers to dampen your spirit. Just pure, unadulterated, sunshine-filled bliss.

But wait, there's more! Our future is also 100% carbon-neutral, because we've figured out how to harness the power of hamsters running on wheels to generate electricity. And our food is 100% plant-based, because who needs meat when you have lab-grown, vegan, rainbow-colored protein bars?

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