A guide to subtly yet persistently avoiding human interaction, without actually saying "no".
Technique 1: The Classic "I'm on a Call" - A time-tested method of pretending to be occupied, while actually browsing cat videos.
Technique 2: The "I'm on My Lunch Break" - A variation of the above, where you feign sustenance and actually scroll through Twitter.
Technique 3: The "I'm in a Meeting" - A bold move, but sometimes necessary, especially when you just can't face the person.
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