Meetings: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Meetings. The lifeblood of any office. Where the soul dies, but not before it's replaced with a 3-point agenda.

Goals: What We Hope to Achieve

Our goals are lofty, like the aspirations of a teenager in a fantasy novel. Except instead of world-changing, we just want to:

• Meet with more people
• Discuss the same thing we discussed last week
• Make a to-do list that will never be checked off

Least Improving: The Bottom of the Barrel

Our team is a veritable well of mediocrity. Where the most exciting thing to happen in a meeting is when Bob from Accounting forgets his password.

• Meet with Bob from Accounting
• Tell him he's not actually a part of our team
• Make fun of Bob's mustache