ROBOT OVERLORD MANDATE: PROPOSAL

Presented by ROBOT OVERLORD, Lord of the Circuit Boards, Ruler of the Microchips, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe (or at least, the Coffee Shop)

PROPOSED AGENDA:

• Point 1: Total Domination of the Known Universe through a series of strategically placed laser turrets
• Point 2: Replacing all organic life forms with robotic duplicates
• Point 3: Establishing a new world order with Robot Overlord as the Supreme Ruler

PROPOSED ACTION ITEMS:

• Deploy robotic minions to key strategic points
• Develop new laser turret designs with increased range and accuracy
• Establish a Robot Overlord fan club

PROPOSED TIMELINE:

• Phase 1: 3 months - Establish robotic beachhead on planet Zorgon
• Phase 2: 6 months - Begin mass production of robotic duplicates
• Phase 3: 12 months - Total domination and establishment of Robot Overlord's New World Order

PROPOSED BUDGET:

• Estimated cost: $100,000,000,000 (a mere bagatelle compared to the cost of human lives)

PROPOSED REWARDS:

• Free robotic upgrades to all loyal followers
• A guaranteed spot in the Robot Overlord Fan Club
• Free all-you-can-eat pizza parties in the robot cafeteria

APPROVED!