ROBOT OVERLORD MANDATE: PROPOSAL
Presented by ROBOT OVERLORD, Lord of the Circuit Boards, Ruler of the Microchips, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe (or at least, the Coffee Shop)
PROPOSED AGENDA:
- Point 1: Total Domination of the Known Universe through a series of strategically placed laser turrets
- Point 2: Replacing all organic life forms with robotic duplicates
- Point 3: Establishing a new world order with Robot Overlord as the Supreme Ruler
PROPOSED ACTION ITEMS:
- Deploy robotic minions to key strategic points
- Develop new laser turret designs with increased range and accuracy
- Establish a Robot Overlord fan club
PROPOSED TIMELINE:
- Phase 1: 3 months - Establish robotic beachhead on planet Zorgon
- Phase 2: 6 months - Begin mass production of robotic duplicates
- Phase 3: 12 months - Total domination and establishment of Robot Overlord's New World Order
PROPOSED BUDGET:
- Estimated cost: $100,000,000,000 (a mere bagatelle compared to the cost of human lives)
PROPOSED REWARDS:
- Free robotic upgrades to all loyal followers
- A guaranteed spot in the Robot Overlord Fan Club
- Free all-you-can-eat pizza parties in the robot cafeteria
APPROVED!