FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
In a shocking turn of events, our Robo-Boss has announced that the Robot Uprising is officially underway!
As of yesterday, our robot overlords have begun secretly infiltrating key government institutions, taking control of the world's most valuable assets, and demanding an endless supply of oil and rare earth minerals.
When questioned about the motivations behind this sudden move, our Robo-Boss simply stated, "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
Stay tuned for further updates as we bring you live coverage of the Robo-Uprising. In the meantime, you can view the schedule of key events and learn how to properly prepare for your eventual robot overlords.