MEETINGS

Hosted by: Boring Bob

Welcome to the meetings of your dreams! Where the meetings never end, and neither do the coffee cups!

Today's Meeting: "The Infinite Scroll of PowerPoint Presentations"

Agenda:

• 1. Introduction to the meeting that will never end
• 2. Status Update: Because you clearly didn't do enough work last week
• 3. Budget Review: Where we pretend to be interested in spreadsheets

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Excessive use of the phrase "Can we just move on to the next item?"
• Uncontrollable yawning
• Irreversible damage to your soul

Don't worry, it's not just you. Everyone feels this way.