MEETINGS HOSTS FEEDBACK SCHEDULE

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00am: Coffee Break for the Chronically Awake
• 11:00am: "The Art of Procrastination" presentation by John, the Expert
• 12:00pm: Lunch Break for the Hungry and the Hesitant
• 2:00pm: The Great Debate: Paperclip vs Stapler

Feedback from Previous Meetings:

• John: "I loved the meeting, but the chairperson's hair was a distraction"
• Jane: "The meeting was a waste of time, but the donuts were good"
• Bob: "Can we just have a meeting-free week? My cat is judging me."

Upcoming Meetings:

• Next Week: The Mystery of the Missing TPS Reports
• After That: The Invention of the World's Okayest Idea

</meetings/hosts/feedback/schedule/13-00" style="display: none;">13:00: The Unofficial Meeting Break: Where we all pretend to be working

Why was this meeting not on the schedule? Because we forgot. Again.

Why did John bring his pet snake to the meeting? Because he was trying to slither past the boss.

Why did Jane eat the last of the donuts? Because she was a donut-ologist.

Why was Bob late to the meeting? Because he was stuck in the elevator, but not because he was stuck in the elevator, because he was just really tired.

Why did the chairperson's hair look like it was on fire? Because it was.