This is the meeting where we decided to decide on the thing.

Presented by: Idea 1 (The Guy Who Had the Idea)

Decided by: Decision 1 (The Decider)

Resolution: We Should Have A Meeting

Reasoning:

Because, apparently, that's what we needed. More meetings.

Recommendations:

• More meetings!
• More chairs for the more meetings!
• Free coffee for the meetings, because, priorities.