Meeting of the Seven Senses

Today's agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life
2. Debunk the myth of the 40-hour workweek
3. Analyze the aerodynamics of staplers
4. Taste the bitter flavor of defeat
5. Smell the desperation of the conference room
6. See the futility of our efforts
7. Touch the cold, hard floor
8. Hear the distant hum of a dying printer