Implementation Plan for "Bureaucratic Inefficiency Inc."

Objective: To create an environment where meetings can last indefinitely.

Key Performance Indicators:

• Number of meetings that can be scheduled within a 24-hour period
• Number of meetings that can be cancelled within the same 24-hour period
• Average meeting length (in minutes)

Key Strategies:

• Hold an emergency meeting to discuss the need for an emergency meeting
• Conduct regular status meetings to discuss the status of previous meetings
• Establish a system of nested meeting subcommittees

Implementation Schedule:

• Week 1-2: Create a calendar of meeting dates and times
• Week 3-4: Train meeting attendees on the proper use of the meeting room
• Week 5-6: Introduce the concept of "walking meetings" for maximum productivity

Subpages:

Minute Meetings: The Art of Saying Nothing | Meeting Room Orientation: A Guide to Proper Furniture Arrangement