Decisions about the Snacks | The Great Council

Meeting Minutes, March 30th, 2023

Present: Council of Experts (CE), Department of Snack Acquisition (DSA), Snack Enthusiasts' Union (SEU)

Decision 1: The fate of the office's 3-year-old bag of cheese puffs. Should we:

• Consume the entire bag in one sitting, risking certain doom via Cheeto-Induced Coma?
• Donate it to the Museum of Lost Snacks, where it shall be studied for centuries to come?
• Recycle it, as per the dictates of the Snack Sustainability Act?

Option 1: Cheeto-Induced Coma | Option 2: Museum of Lost Snacks | Option 3: Snack Sustainability