Important Meeting Notices - Top Secret Council of Bureaucrats

Meeting of the Ancients, 4:30pm, The Conference Room. Don't be late.

Also, please note the new dress code: Dress Code Enforcement

Meeting Agenda:

- Item 1: The Great Paperclip Debacle

- Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler

- Item 3: The Inefficiency of Our Current System

Also, please bring your lunch, as the vending machine will be stocked with only the finest of stale chips.

Minutes of the Meeting

Disclaimer: All meetings are subject to change, and the minutes of the meeting are not guaranteed to be accurate or funny.

Also, don't forget to turn off your phone, or risk being shunned by the Council of Bureaucrats.