The Committee to Reorganize the Gods' Pantheon is a group of powerful beings tasked with rearranging the divine hierarchy of the universe. Our goal is to make the gods more efficient, more organized, and more... well, less likely to smite us mere mortals.
Current Agenda:
- Reorganizing the Schedules of the Norse Pantheon to accommodate for the changing needs of Midgard
- Rebranding the Egyptian Pantheon to appeal to modern tastes
- Introducing a more streamlined system for the Greek Pantheon to avoid the constant squabbling between Zeus and Hera
Subcommittees:
Subcommittee to Rebrand Zeus as a Hippy
Our goal is to make Zeus more relatable to modern youth. We propose a new logo featuring a peace symbol and a slogan: "Like, just chill, dude."
Subcommittee to Streamline Hera's Wardrobe
Subcommittee to Rebrand Zeus as a Hippy
Subcommittee to Rebrand Zeus as a Hippy
Our goal is to make Zeus more relatable to modern youth. We propose a new logo featuring a peace symbol and a slogan: "Like, just chill, dude."
Meeting Minutes:
- Decided to hold a focus group with 20-year-old hipsters to gather feedback on the rebranding effort
- Agreed to replace Zeus' lightning bolts with a more environmentally friendly, solar-powered energy source
Next Steps:
- Meet with the Greek Pantheon's marketing team to discuss branding strategy
- Develop a social media campaign to promote the new and improved Zeus
Subcommittees: