Decisions 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

After much debate, the team decided that the Sock Puppet Uprising had to be put down. However, not before we realized that our CEO, Bob, had become a sock puppet in his own right.

1. The uprising must be stopped. 2. Bob will be given a desk with a clear view.

1. Send in a team of highly trained ninja warriors to take down the sock puppets. 2. Bob will be given a desk with a clear view, and a box of tissues for the emotional trauma.

1. Create a new sock puppet policy document. 2. Develop a plan to deal with the emotional aftermath of the uprising.

Meeting adjourned at 14:00. The Sock Puppet Uprising will not be over until the very end.