Wednesday, 3:30 PM - 4:45 PM
Today's agenda is to discuss the new guy, Bob. He's been here for two weeks and no one likes him.
Reasons include:
- He eats the last donut in the break room
- He uses too many "synergy" words in a single sentence
- He insists on calling the coffee machine the "coffee-dispenser-2000"
Decisions:
- Bob will be sent back to HR for additional training
- The meeting will be rescheduled for next Thursday, same time
- The coffee-dispenser-2000 will be renamed to "the thing that gives us coffee"
Next week, we'll be discussing the new intern who's secretly a robot.