MaxTheMediator's Meeting Savior

Meetings: The bane of my existence, the source of my power.

Save the meeting, or else...

Bring coffee.
Bring donuts.
Beg for mercy.

Agenda for the Ages

Discuss the elephant in the room.
Scream "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!".
Call in sick.

Meetings are like...

Black holes that suck all productivity in.
Endless vortex of despair.
Placebo for actual work.

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