Meeting 1 Minutes

Attended by: Bob, Jane, and 47 invisible interns.

Objective: Brainstorming the meaning of life.

Key points:

• Bob: "We're all just floating in space, alone and scared."
• Jane: "Actually, we're all just here for the free coffee."
• Intern 23: "I think we should make a robot do it."

Next meeting: Meeting 2 Minutes (because clearly we didn't resolve anything)

Related documents:

• Decision 1: Free coffee for all interns.
• Decision 2: Bob's existential crisis is not a company expense.

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