Stealth Sock Operations: Contingency Planning

Due to recent events, our Sock Retrieval Team (SRT) has been compromised.

As a result, we must activate Sock Emergency Protocol 1, which involves:

• Deploying Sock Retrieval Drones (SRDs)
• Conducting high-stakes Sock Negotiations
• Implementing Sock-ceptional Contingency Measures

For more information on Sock Emergency Protocols, please visit:

Sock Emergency Protocol 1 | Sock Emergency Protocol 2

Last Updated: 2023-02-01