MEETING OF THE UNIMPORTANT

Because someone, somewhere, decided we needed to meet about it.

Go to the Meeting That Matters Go to a Pointless Discussion

Agenda:

Item 1: Talk about the weather
Item 2: Who ate the last donut in the break room?
Item 3: Discuss the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of the meeting)

Attendees:

Bob, the Guy Who Always Has to Leave Early
Jane, the Person Who Always Forgets Her Notes
John, the Guy Who Always Talks Too Much

We accomplished: Nothing

Decisions Made:

No decisions were made

Don't forget to turn off the lights!