THE INFAMOUS STANDUP MEETING

Where the only thing we're really discussing is our feelings about the coffee machine.

Today's agenda:

• Minutes 1-10: Discuss the existential dread of another meeting
• Minutes 11-20: The great coffee machine debate (is it really that bad?)
• Minutes 21-30: Who ate the last donut in the break room
• Minutes 31-40: Brainstorming new ways to waste more time
• Minutes 41-50: The inevitable wrap-up and pointless summary

You can explore our meeting hacks for more ways to survive this monstrosity.

And for those who can't get enough, check out our superlatives for more ways to make meetings even worse.