Meetings: Infinitemal Loop

Warning: This meeting will never actually end. Repeat, never end. Repeat, never end...

Agenda:

Point 1: Discuss the importance of discussing this point
Point 2: Debate the meaning of "never end"
Point 3: Determine whether we can actually leave

Action Items:

Assign task A-1 to Jane to research the concept of "infinitemal"
Task B-1: Write a memo about the futility of this meeting
Task C-1: Order pizza for the meeting (because we'll be here for hours)

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Or will it be? Maybe.

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