Quantum Entanglements

We are gathered here today to discuss the infinite implications of infinite meetings.

Please, for the love of all that is sane, keep track of your notes.

We will be discussing the following topics:

• The Uncertainty of Meeting Schedules
• The Paradox of Action Items
• The Entanglement of Time Zones

Remember, every action you take will have an equal and opposite reaction, but don't worry, it's all in good fun!

Or not.

Or maybe not.

Anyway, let's start the meeting!