Today's Schedule:

Meetings for the next 100 years, because why not?

• 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM: The Never-Ending Status Update Meeting (Learn more about this meeting)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (See the lunch menu)
• 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Meeting to Discuss the Previous Meeting (Review the notes)