Meetings: Infinitemeetings Log - Looping Problems: Attendance Always

Today's Meeting ID: 1234567890

Problem Loop: 42 iterations and counting...

Attendees:

• Bob
• Alice
• CEO

Agenda:

• Point 1: Infinite Loop of Pointlessness
• Point 2: Unnecessary Meetings
• Point 3: Coffee Machine Malfunctions

Warning: Side effects may include: Headaches, Brain Damage, and/or Existential Dread.