Meetings: Infinite Looping Problems - Exit Strategy 101

Problem 1: The Meeting Has No Clear Objective

Why are we here? What's the goal? Is it to discuss, decide, or simply exist?

Problem 2: Uncontrollable Multitasking

Everyone's on their phone, everyone's on their laptop, and nobody's paying attention to anyone else.

Problem 3: The Meeting Will Never End

You're stuck in a meeting that has no clear start or end time. Time is relative, but so are your sanity.

Strategy 1: The Art of Pretending to Care

Pretend to be engaged, nod occasionally, and hope nobody notices you're secretly checking email.

Strategy 2: The Power of Distractions

Use the power of distractions to your advantage. Who needs actual work when you can watch cat videos?