Why are we here? What's the goal? Is it to discuss, decide, or simply exist?
Everyone's on their phone, everyone's on their laptop, and nobody's paying attention to anyone else.
You're stuck in a meeting that has no clear start or end time. Time is relative, but so are your sanity.
Pretend to be engaged, nod occasionally, and hope nobody notices you're secretly checking email.
Use the power of distractions to your advantage. Who needs actual work when you can watch cat videos?