Looping Problems: The Infinite Meeting

You've been stuck in this meeting for 427 iterations and counting. The agenda is as follows:

• Item 1: "Update" (10:00-10:15)
• Item 2: "Review" (10:15-10:30)
• Item 3: "Discuss" (10:30-11:00)
• Item 4: "Update" (11:00-11:15)
• Item 5: "Review" (11:15-11:30)
• Item 6: "Discuss" (11:30-12:00)

Will you ever escape? Only if someone remembers to send out the meeting minutes...