Meeting the Infinite Looping Problem Sub-Topic 4: The Looping Loop of Doom

This sub-topic is dedicated to the art of looping, where the loop never ends and the coffee never gets cold.

Looping Techniques Success Rate
For Loop Frenzy 80%
While Loop Wizardry 75%
Do-While Looping Disaster 40%

Don't forget to check out our other looping guides:

Sub-Topic 5: The Infinite Loop of Joy

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Sub-Topic 6: The Loop of Desperation