Meetings of Infinite Slog: Minute 1

We're stuck in a time loop of meetings, reliving the same 30 minutes for all eternity. Today's agenda:

Discussion leader, John, is already 3 meetings in.

Current attendees: Bob, Jane, and Alice (who's secretly a robot).

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