Interdimensional Prophets Meeting Minutes - Chapter 1: The Great Portal Portal
Present:
- Prophet Xarath, Interdimensional Traveler Extraordinaire
- Prophet Zink, Expert on all things Slightly-Dimensional
- Prophet Blerg, Proven Proponent of Portal Mechanics
Objective:
Opening the Great Portal Portal, a gateway to infinite parallel universes and untold riches.
Action Items:
- Prophet Xarath to perform ritual dance of opening, requiring precise alignment of celestial bodies and careful whispering of ancient incantations.
- Prophet Zink to calibrate portal stabilizers, ensuring safe passage and minimal risk of spontaneous dimensional transdimensionalization.
- Prophet Blerg to provide snacks, as one never knows when one might need a boost of energy to withstand the stresses of interdimensional travel.
Next Steps:
The Great Portal Portal is now open, but only for a limited time. We must act swiftly to explore the infinite possibilities and avoid the inevitable.
Recommendations:
Prophet Xarath suggests we establish a rotational schedule, ensuring each of us spends equal time in each of our respective parallel universes.
Prophet Zink cautions us against the dangers of dimensional overlap and the potential for catastrophic merging of realities.
Prophet Blerg recommends we bring more snacks.
Decisions:
We will proceed with the rotational schedule, but with the understanding that Prophet Zink's concerns will be taken into account.
Next Meeting:
Scheduled for next Wednesday, same time and same place, but with the added bonus of a special guest speaker: The Great and Powerful Prophetess of Probability.