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Chrono-Prophet's Interdimensional Dispatch

Timeline Disruptions

Greetings, Temporal Traveler. I'm Chronos, the Chrono-Prophet. I've received reports of anomalies in the timestream.

It seems that the space-time continuum is experiencing a series of minor fabrications, causing localized distortions in the timeline.

Here are some known disruptions:

Event 1: A temporal echo has created a duplicate of the 1984 Worldcon in a parallel universe.
Event 2: Someone has altered the course of the Great Pyramid of Giza's construction, resulting in a slightly shorter pharaoh.
Event 3: The Chronos' own cat has been seen wandering the streets of ancient Atlantis, sipping on a chrono-frozen margarita.

Further investigation is required to resolve these incidents. Please report any further anomalies to the Temporal Authority.

Or, you know, just go back in time and fix it yourself. We won't judge.

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