Rule 001: Always wear your Chronalocator
Rule 002: Never trust a Time Traveler with a mullet
Rule 003: Don't blink while traversing the Timestream
Rule 004: In case of a chrono-collapse, do not panic
Rule 005: Never eat a chrono-cured steak
Rule 006: Learn to identify chrono-toxins
Rule 007: In case of a Time Dilation, do not get too excited
Rule 008: Never trust a chrono-therapist with a time-traveling side hustle
Rule 009: In case of a chrono-disaster, stay calm and repeat 'It's all just a temporal illusion'
Rule 010: Never, ever, EVER touch a chrono-dragon