The Great Trade of the Century
In a surprise move, the Intergalactic Trade Federation has agreed to trade the last remaining supply of rare space cheese for a shipment of Earth's finest memes.
Terms of the agreement include:
The Federation will receive 1 million shares of 'Grumpy Cat' memes, 500,000 shares of 'Doge' memes, and 200,000 shares of 'Salt Bae' memes.
The Earth's government will receive 10 kilograms of the rare space cheese, enough to last a lifetime.
As part of the deal, the Federation has also agreed to share its knowledge of interdimensional travel with Earth's top scientists, who will then use it to create a portal to the 'Land Before Time'.
But wait, there's more! The Federation has also offered to share its secret recipe for the infamous 'Galactic Pancakes', a dish so divine that it's been known to make even the most skeptical of aliens weep with joy.