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Today's Menu

Pan-Galactic Pancakes Chrono-Displacement Oatmeal Paradoxical Porridge Quantum Cereal

Our chefs are trained in the art of culinary quantum mechanics, ensuring every meal is a quantum leap forward in flavor.

Side effects may include spontaneous reconfiguring of your taste buds, reality distortions, and an increased risk of becoming trapped in a never-ending loop of flavor.

Don't worry, it's just a normal Tuesday.