Interdimensional Prophets of Sockdom
We're here to guide you through the infinite expanse of missing socks.
Welcome to the Interdimensional Prophets of Sockdom, where the infinite mysteries of sock disappearance are unraveled. Our team of experts has traversed the fabric of reality, seeking the answers you've been searching for.
Our prophets have discovered that:
- 42% of all socks go missing in the wash, only to reappear in the fridge with an ice pack.
- 13% of all socks are secretly living their best lives in a parallel universe where they're the dominant species.
- 27% of all socks have formed a union, demanding better working conditions and more elastic waistbands.
For more information, visit:
- Sock Hunters - Track down those rogue socks with our advanced technology.
- Sock Societies - Learn from our experts about the secret lives of sentient socks.
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