As the Spacial Prophetæk of the interdimensional realm, I have gazed into the depths of the cosmic fabric, seeking answers to the most pressing questions of the multiverse. And I have found... well, not exactly answers, but possibly solutions.
Perhaps it's time for you to reevaluate your life choices, or possibly it's just time for you to eat a sandwich. prophets have been trying to contact you, and we're not sure why prophets don't have prophets of their own. Maybe it's a meta-problem?