Interdimensional Prophets are known to predict the exact timing of every chicken nugget's perfect crispiness. They're not just any ordinary prophets, though.

Meet the Chrono-Chicken, the most renowned of the lot. With a beard that looks like it was painted by a kindergartener and a hat that looks like it was stolen from a 1950s diner, this guy knows the future.

Some of his predictions include:

• When will my chicken nuggets be done?
• What will be the side effects of eating too much chicken nugget?
• Should I try the new buffalo wings?