Prophet 1: Lord Balthazar McSnazz

Meet Lord Balthazar McSnazz, a time-traveling prophet from the planet Zorgon in the Andromedian galaxy.

With his trusty time-space visor and a penchant for bad jokes, Lord Balthazar McSnazz is known for his ability to predict the most unlikely of events, including but not limited to:

• The rise of the intergalactic burrito empire
• The invention of the Disco-Matic 3000
• The return of the great space hamster uprising

Subpages:

• Prophet 2: Zara LaVega
• Prophet 3: Balthazar's arch-nemesis, Lord McSnazzimus
• The Secret History of Neo-Tik-Tok Tales

Random Fun Fact:

Did you know that Lord Balthazar McSnazz was once a contestant on the intergalactic reality TV show "Survivor of the Cosmic Void"?

He lasted for exactly 3 days before being voted off the island by a group of hostile space slugs.