Galactic Council of Mumbling Decisions

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Should we nuke the planet Zorgon for not being sufficiently gaseous?

Pro: It's a gas giant, but not in a good way. Con: We might need the oxygen for our own planet's survival.

Vote: Nuke Zorgon

Vote: Not Nuke Zorgon

Item 2: Should we adopt the "Mumbling" language as the official intergalactic tongue?

Pro: It's a fun language that involves a lot of unnecessary words. Con: It might confuse the inhabitants of other planets.

Vote: Make Mumbling Official

Vote: Keep Current Language

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