Mumbling Decrees from the Intergalactic Conclave

Resolution 1: Immediate Sonic Boom Supression

WHEREAS, the sonic booms have been causing undue stress to nearby planets, we hereby decree:

  1. all galaxies shall implement a 3-second delay on sonic booms, effective immediately.
  2. a special task force will be established to develop more harmonious forms of energy release.
  3. a fine of 100 space-buckars shall be imposed on any galaxy found guilty of violating this decree.

Resolution 2: Mumbling Chairperson Selection

WHEREAS, the current Mumbling Chairperson has been mumbling incoherently for 3 rotations of the planet, we hereby decree:

  1. a new chairperson shall be selected within 3 rotations of the planet.
  2. a panel of experts shall be established to evaluate the applicants' mumbling skills.
  3. a 5-space-mile radius shall be established around the chairperson's throne for the sake of sanity.

Resolution 3: Intergalactic Snack Provision

WHEREAS, the snack provisions on the galactic conference table have been lacking, we hereby decree:

  1. a snack cart shall be installed on the conference table.
  2. solar-sourced snacks shall be provided for all delegates.
  3. a snack-themed committee shall be established to ensure quality control.