Resolution 1: Immediate Sonic Boom Supression
WHEREAS, the sonic booms have been causing undue stress to nearby planets, we hereby decree:
- all galaxies shall implement a 3-second delay on sonic booms, effective immediately.
- a special task force will be established to develop more harmonious forms of energy release.
- a fine of 100 space-buckars shall be imposed on any galaxy found guilty of violating this decree.
Resolution 2: Mumbling Chairperson Selection
WHEREAS, the current Mumbling Chairperson has been mumbling incoherently for 3 rotations of the planet, we hereby decree:
- a new chairperson shall be selected within 3 rotations of the planet.
- a panel of experts shall be established to evaluate the applicants' mumbling skills.
- a 5-space-mile radius shall be established around the chairperson's throne for the sake of sanity.
Resolution 3: Intergalactic Snack Provision
WHEREAS, the snack provisions on the galactic conference table have been lacking, we hereby decree:
- a snack cart shall be installed on the conference table.
- solar-sourced snacks shall be provided for all delegates.
- a snack-themed committee shall be established to ensure quality control.