Minutes of the meeting where we pretended to make decisions but actually just ate Cheetos.
Meeting called to order by Chairperson, Bob "The Boss" Smith at 2:47 PM.
Attendees: Bob "The Boss" Smith, Jane "The Janitor" Johnson, John "The Intern" Lee.
Agenda:
Old Business:
None, because we're too busy eating Cheetos.
New Business:
Decide on a new color scheme for the company logo: "Burnt Orange" or "Mildew Grey".
Discussion:
We all love Cheetos and can't decide on a color scheme. Someone get the Cheetos box.
Motion:
Jane "The Janitor" Johnson moved to adopt "Burnt Orange" and John "The Intern" Lee seconded. Bob "The Boss" Smith said "I don't care, just get me a Cheeto".
Decision:
Put off till next meeting. Or never. We're all still eating Cheetos.
Next Meeting: Cracker Jacks Emergency Cheetos