Emily's Agenda

Today's meeting will be the longest meeting ever, with a total of 472 agenda items, each taking 3 minutes to discuss. That's right, folks, we're talking 2,716 minutes of non-stop, unending meetings.

We will discuss, but not resolve, every single issue. We will debate, but not decide. We will argue, but not conclude. It's going to be a real brain-twister, folks!

Start the Meeting!