Interminable Meetings: Contact Us</section> <style> body { background-color: #f0f0f0; font-family: 'Bangers', sans-serif; margin: 0; padding: 0; } h1 { color: #ff0000; border-bottom: 8px solid #000000; } p { color: #000000; font-size: 24px; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; text-shadow: 2px 2px #000000; } a { color: #000000; text-decoration: none; } .subpage { margin-top: 20px; padding: 20px; border: 4px solid #000000; background-color: #cccccc; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 5px 5px #000000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Interminable Meetings: We're Stuck in an Infinite Loop</h1> <p>Warning: Entering this site may cause existential dread, anxiety, and/or spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.</p> <p>Our team of highly-trained, highly-paid professionals is dedicated to making meetings that never end. Ever.</p> <p>Want to join us? We have an opening for a Timekeeper, responsible for adjusting the clocks to always read 3:14 PM.</p> <p><a href="/meetings/interminable-meetings/our-mission">Read more about our mission</a> to create the most interminable meetings in the world.</p> <p><a href="/meetings/interminable-meetings/team">Meet the team that's stuck in this never-ending loop with you.</a></p> <div class="subpage"> <h2>Subpage: Our Meeting Schedule</h2> <p>We meet every day, at 3:14 PM, and we'll never stop. Ever.</p> <p>Our meeting schedule is so packed, we've had to start using a <a href="/meetings/interminable-meetings/adjourned-meetings">adjourned meeting schedule</a> just to keep up.</p> </div> </body> </html>