Meeting Minutes for the Ages

Meeting ID: MEET-001

Attendees:

• John, The Guy Who Always Has to Ask for Clarification
• Jane, The One Who Always Has to Be Right
• Bob, The One Who Always Eats the Last Donut

Agenda:

1. Discuss the importance of proper meeting attendance
2. Review the minutes from last meeting, which were clearly not reviewed
3. Vote on whether or not to have more meetings

Discussion:

John: "Can we just confirm that we're on the same page here?"

Jane: "I think we're all clear. But just to reiterate, I'd like to add that I've re-read the meeting notes and I'm convinced we're on the same page now."

Bob: "I'd like to add that I'm feeling a bit peckish. Is there any more donuts around?"

Action Items:

1. Assign John to research the optimal number of meeting attendees per meeting
2. Hire a new donut vendor who actually shows up on time
3. Establish a meeting-free day on Fridays

Next Meeting:

This meeting was so productive, we've scheduled another one for next Wednesday. Same time, same place, same donut vendor (we're keeping fingers crossed!)

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