Welcome to the Interminable Meetings: White Noise Machine Exit Strategy page. This is where you come to learn how to escape the never-ending cycle of pointless meetings that suck the soul out of you.
The White Noise Machine is a revolutionary new technology that generates a constant stream of white noise to distract and disorient your colleagues, making it impossible for them to notice your attempts to leave.
Settings: Adjust the noise frequency to maximum annoyance
Advanced Settings: Enable 'Sudden Loud Scream' mode for added effect