Welcome to the White Noise Machine, where meetings never end and ideas don't matter.
Located in the basement of the Infinite Loop Building, the White Noise Machine is a marvel of modern engineering. Its sole purpose is to generate an endless stream of pointless discussions and fruitless brainstorming sessions.
Specifications:
- Meeting length: Infinite
- Meeting duration: Until someone mentions a deadline
- Meeting attendees: Anyone who dares to enter
- Agenda: None
- Objective: To achieve a state of perpetual confusion
Key Features:
- Scheduled meetings that never actually start
- Unnecessary handouts and PowerPoint presentations
- Free coffee and stale donuts
- Boring discussions about budget meetings from 2018
Upcoming Meetings:
- Committee Meeting - 3:00 PM, 3:00 AM, 3:00 PM...
- Brainstorming Sessions - 10:00 AM, 10:00 PM, 10:00 AM...
- Status Updates - 12:00 PM, 12:00 AM, 12:00 PM...
Visit us today and join the fun!