Interpreting Our Prophets

Today's agenda: figuring out what it means when our prophets say 'the cat will be fine.'

Prophet: Bob, The Guy Who Eats Only Cucumbers

We asked Bob what his vision entailed, and this is what he told us:

"I see a cat, but it is not a real cat. It is a metaphor. The cat represents the soul of our company. We must nurture it, or risk losing everything."

Our team's response?

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Prophet: Karen, The Girl Who Only Speaks in All Caps Prophet Interpretation Meeting

Interpreting Our Prophets

Today's agenda: figuring out what it means when our prophets say 'the cat will be fine.'

Prophet: Bob, The Guy Who Eats Only Cucumbers

We asked Bob what his vision entailed, and this is what he told us:

"I SEE A CAT, BUT IT IS NOT A REAL CAT. IT IS A METAPHOR. THE CAT REPRESENTS THE SOUL OF OUR COMPANY. WE MUST NURTURE IT, OR RISK LOSING EVERYTHING."

Our team's response?

  • We should start buying more catnip.
  • Maybe Bob just really likes cats?
More on Bob's Visions

Prophet: Karen, The Girl Who Only Speaks in All Caps Prophet Interpretation Meeting

Interpreting Our Prophets

Today's agenda: figuring out what it means when our prophets say 'the cat will be fine.'

Prophet: Bob, The Guy Who Eats Only Cucumbers

We asked Bob what his vision entailed, and this is what he told us:

"I SEE A CAT, BUT IT IS NOT A REAL CAT. IT IS A METAPHOR. THE CAT REPRESENTS THE SOUL OF OUR COMPANY. WE MUST NURTURE IT, OR RISK LOSING EVERYTHING."

Our team's response?

  • We should start buying more catnip.
  • Maybe Bob just really likes cats?
More on Bob's Visions

Prophet: Karen, The Girl Who Only Speaks in All Caps

We asked Karen what her vision entailed, and this is what she told us:

"WE MUST INVEST IN MORE PAPERCLIPS, OR RISK THE FATE OF OUR COMPANY!"

Our team's response?

  • We're already stocked up on paperclips, Karen!
  • Does this mean you're secretly a paperclip hoarder?
More on Karen's Visions
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